PLEASE DON'T PET ME
Look at me. Listen to me. Walk with me. Ignore me. Love me. Hate me. Be with me. Isolate me. Run me over. Insult me. Carry me. Follow me. Pay me. Screw me over. Destroy me. Take from me. Play for me.
I wish it was all about me, but it's really not. It's all about me and you, together. And you can do anything, just please don't pet me.